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1. So a doctor and a lawyer are having lunch at a local diner.

A woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.

2. So a doctor and a lawyer are having lunch at a local diner.

A woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.

3. What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof?

Oof!

4. Yeah I make six figures

They’re not very good but I sell them anyways

5. I once accidentally brushed my teeth with hair gel.

Anyway my dentist told me my enamel has a great hold.

6. My turkish BFF has always been there for me, but

last night Hatice saved my life.

7. To save money, my friend combined his brew pub and massage parlor businesses.

The new company is called “Hoppy Endings”

8. The Great thing about living in Detroit is that after a nuclear attack........

It'll look exactly the same.

9. A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."

Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"

10. Regular Christians around the world are celebrating Good Friday today.

The lazy ones are celebrating Good Enough Friday.

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